The
shit has hit the fan. The government has collapsed, a pandemic
confines you to your homestead or the zombie appocalypse comes
knocking on your front door;
whatever the reason, Safeway
isn't open and
you're on your own. Where
is your next meal coming from?
If
you plan on growing your own food, then you'd best be prepared for
the realities of farming without: fertilizer,
running water or any other
external
inputs and
let me tell you, it
is going to look quite a bit different from the intensive, raised
bed, SFG
garden your Old Lady grows salad greens in.
You need a closed loop, no irrigation system that will feed you while
the country
collapses around you.
For
starters," closing the loop" is requisite if you are cut
off from external fertilizers and inputs and
by “closing the loop” I mean utilizing the valuable fetilizer
that is regularly coming out of your ass.
You're already knee deep in shit. The world has gone down the toilet.
It's a giant crap sandwich and you're gona have to take a bite, like
it or not.
All puns aside consider
joining
the Humanure Handbook t cult
and
hot
compost your toilet, food scraps and garden weeds in a 5X5X 5 ft pile
before tilling
it
straight into the garden. Aethetics
aside, there is nothing wrong with this approach. If you cant stomach
this approach, the
next best thing would be to
keep the pile underneath a large tree or in a bamboo grove and rake
up the fallen
leaves to mulch the garden with. The leaves will contain the
nutrients that leak from the pile as
it decomposes.
If you have livestock, you might grow the animal food with humanure
compost and the people food with animal manure compost in
order to avoid the bad aethetics of “eating your own shit” (a
common though highly innacurate and unrealistic observation).
In either case, I hihgly recomend seperating the urine when
practical (easier for the gentlemen than the ladies) to dillute and
use as quick-release fertilizer. When Lowes stops selling giant bags
of 10-10-10, you wont have much of a choice but
to utilize that creamy, soft-squeeze, brown fertilizer so
figure out a system you
can live with and
implement it yesterday! For
humanure composting, I highly reccomend the Humanure Handbook by
Joseph Jenkins which can be found here:
http://humanurehandbook.com/contents.html
When
running water is out so is intensive gardening
and right spacing.
Forget the "living mulch" paradigm. Leaves evaporate more
moisture than bare soil and significantly more than mulched soil. How
much extra elbow
room the growies need
is going to depend mostly on your local tempature, rainfall and soil
structure but 4x
the intensive gardening spacing
is a good rule of thumb. That
means that if the package recommends 1 square foot per plant, you are
going to give it 4 (2X2 feet as opposed to 1X1). What
does spacing have to do with water requirments? Its
elementary, my dear Watson.
Each plant takes up water, and the
sun and wind evaporate that water through the plants leaves.
If there are 4 plants dessicating a
square
foot
of space, they will use up that water roughly
4x faster
than 1 plant utilizing the same space. Because the
feasability of “water wise gardening” and
the requisite spacing
is highly dependent on your location, climate
and plant variety and breed, it is best to figure this out in peace
time BEFORE Safeway
is packed ass to pecker with zombies and you're
forced to rely on your
garden
for 100% of your nutrition. Start a seperate, experiemental
dry garden in addition to your already exisitng irrigated garden
today so you arent caught flat footed when it hits the fan. For
limited irrigation or irrigation free gardening, i highly recomend
Gardening Without irrigation: or without much anyway by Steve Solomon
which can be found here:
https://librivox.org/gardening-without-irrigation-by-steve-solomon/
Feeding
yourself is likely going to mean growing things you currently take
for granted and
foods you may have never eaten or even heard of.
Harvesting
the first tomato on the block may make your dick swell with pride,
but after the
shit
hits the fan, the gardens job is first and
foremost to
feed
you and your family. You may know how to grow a mean salad garden but
unless you can live off of the salad, the whole salad and nothing but
the salad, then
God help you if you didnt grow some staples. We're talking: grains,
roots and beans. What grows consistently well in your area? If you
can grow porn
star BBC sized potatoes
2 out of 3 years, but those tubers get waterlogged and die the other
1 out of three, then you are going to fuck yourself relying too
heavily on potatoes when you could have done: cassava, camas or taro.
Don't know what those are? If any of those happen
to be what grows
well in your area, then you'd best unfuck yourself and learn to grow
and cook them. Maybe you're lucky and the crops that grow well on
your land happen to be what you already like to eat. Otherwise, get
ready to change your dietary habits. On that subject, just like a
stock portfolio, diversity is key to security. Grow a bit of this and
a bit of that and you
might not
find yourself up shit creek when one crop fails.
A
final thought: dont put tall crops in between your home
and the short crops. This makes it easy for the shorter crops to be
stollen but more difficult for you to inflict sudden lead poisoning
on the theif.
Hungry humans aside, your garden may attract wild game that could add
some protein and fat to your diet. That's a two for one deal, Son.
Growing
a survival garden in a SHTF scenario is going to be vastly different
from growing your favorite veggies in a fertilized, irrigated kitchen
garden but that doesn't mean you cant feed yourself with some comon
sense and second hand knowledge. Keep
practical: fetilization, irrigation, species and varieties and
defense in mind when growing your SHTF garden.